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Pretentious Party Jerks by dmcmullin on 04-06-2007
I hate these parties where you don't know anyone, have to make small talk and feigh interest in these other pretentious jerks who talk only about themselves.
Hi, my name is Mike and in college I was an award-winning football player and now I'm on track to make partner in my father's law firm and . . .
Like him. . .
. . . and I just inherited my uncle's entire estate worth over 100 million dollars. . .
Well, maybe not so much. . .
. . . and I've been looking for a girlfriend for 5 years with no luck and all of a sudden recently every girl I meet wants to date me and. . .
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