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| I hate these parties where you don't know anyone, have to make small talk and feigh interest in these other pretentious jerks who talk only about themselves. | |
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| Hi, my name is Mike and in college I was an award-winning football player and now I'm on track to make partner in my father's law firm and . . . | |
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| . . . and I just inherited my uncle's entire estate worth over 100 million dollars. . . | |
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| Well, maybe not so much. . . | |
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| . . . and I've been looking for a girlfriend for 5 years with no luck and all of a sudden recently every girl I meet wants to date me and. . . | |
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