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The Ascension of Rentar by Rentar on 04-04-2007
Duchess, I am about to enact my grand plan to take over command of the Shining Ones and lead us to victory in this war once and for all. Afterwards, I will take you as my warrior queen and we will make love like rhesis monkeys every night, every hour, on the hour, what say you?
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Commander Rentar, your brilliant leadership has led us to total victory over both the Neutrals and the Goods! Evil has won the Nexus War! What is our next plan, oh fearless Ninka?
Well, Latrine-Washer Alpharius, I'm going to buy the White House, move in, and eat lobster for dinner every night!
Mas Lobster, senor Rentar?
Wazzat, AngryD? Sorry, I don't speak Indentured Man-Servant.
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