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Kewpie gets ready for internet dating. . .. by KewpieHead on 03-31-2007
At Jen's for a major overhaul. . .
Yeah, I want extentions down to my arse, and wax me all over ya know I am Brasilain, and then off to Vicky's Secret, Screw that off to Penthaus Boutique!!!!
OMG!!! What the Hell!! What are you going to be a trophie wife or something like your sister!!!???
Someone other than Jen can help me. . . NO Freakin' Way!!!!
.. . .Well,. . . .Uhmm. . . I sincerely hope so!!!!
Wait right here, I know someone that can help you more than with my exquisite Cosmetology talents and Amazing taste in slutty clothes!!!!!!!
Angelina the High VooDoo Princess Jolie is always handy at Jen's house!!!!
Angelina!!! I just knew VooDoo would come to my rescue!!!!
OK, Let's get started. . .Yoga 3 times a week, you already quit smoking, Fabulous!!!!, jogging for 40 minutes at least 3-4 times a week and ofcourse drink this eye of newt, frogs legs, some maggots delight,red curry OH and , I put Red bull in it for ya!!!!
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