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Quiero la vaselina by invisiblefrog on 03-31-2007
Sorry but i have to give you a ticket for crossing the border without any papers and for not being able to speak english.
Maybe i should not try to explain the alien anal probe and the nipples on my butt.
But since you're pretty cute and that like all cops i am easily turned on by anything when in the desert, we could make a deal.
Where are the suitcases? Oh my god, i feel the alien polymorph blood acting up!!!
So you were also impersonating a woman to cross the border? That won't help you, regardless of your gender, drop your pants and turn around.
Si senor, tu quiero la vaselina?
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