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 | Sorry but i have to give you a ticket for crossing the border without any papers and for not being able to speak english. |  |
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 | Maybe i should not try to explain the alien anal probe and the nipples on my butt. |  |
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 | But since you're pretty cute and that like all cops i am easily turned on by anything when in the desert, we could make a deal. |  |
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 | Where are the suitcases? Oh my god, i feel the alien polymorph blood acting up!!! |  |
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 | So you were also impersonating a woman to cross the border? That won't help you, regardless of your gender, drop your pants and turn around. |  |
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 | Si senor, tu quiero la vaselina? |  |
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