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| Oh, I've already got that one covered. See, this is 100 proof Blood of Christ. | |
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| What in the lord's name are you talking about? | |
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| You see, I was actually here to confess that I am, in fact, a vampire.Would you like me to suck your blood, eh father?. | |
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| What did I tell you? | |
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| You were right, they only go for lolis. I guess I'll be sticking to the bars to hook up from now on. | |
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