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Kewpie considers Internet dating.. . . by KewpieHead on 03-31-2007
Yeah, so I was thinking about joining one of those 'Internet Dating sites'!!! Maybe there is a chance that I will find my soulmate and my one true love!!!!!
Are you kidding me!! What about all the losers you met on Myspace and at Goth Nights and at bars!! You think the 'Internet Dating' is going to find you your soulmate!!! You should hang out at rest stops, that's were you would have better luck!!! HAR!!!
OH YEAH!! That's how my friend Crystal got to meet ODB and make out with him in his Pimped out van. . .Nevermind that!!! I am seriously going to do it. Hey, it's only like 20 bucks a month. It's not like I am going on Adult f#*kfinder or anything!!!!
I don't know. . .!!!???
Let's see about me. . .I have 13 tattoos, I ride motorcycles, I have 12 piercings, I like to sew, I like dogs, I play the guitar, I have a noble occupation that I always show up sick or late in and they stare at me with hatred, and all my talents' are wasted on my alcoholic friends. . . .HHmmmm. . . .
Damn that b#tch is Crazy, she just matched 100% to some sociopathic tattoo artist, who will steal all your money, and your dog, and who likes the Dresden dolls!! Good Freakin' Luck. I like the rest stop idea better!!!
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