Witty Comics
Hello make a comic | login | join | faq | logo maker | Frank's free puzzle newsletter

Annual Review by dmcmullin on 03-30-2007
Ted, I was just looking at your annual review and your habit of openly consuming alcoholic beverages and playing "pocket pool" in the office is making it hard to justify any merit raise this year.
Lester, you're an HR dork, and if you don't shut-up about this merit raise stuff I'm going to throw you out of my office!!
Well, I just thought it would be helpful if I pointed out some of your perceived management flaws.
FLAWS!!?? I'll have you know that all of my slacks have a custom-tailored left hand "pocket pool" pocket, and my right arm prosthesis was custom-engineered to hold any size or shaped "beverage" glass.
OK, then I'll just move those items over to the "management strengths" column and we should be good to go.
Management by Intimidation. . . works every time. I'm just too good to be the CEO of this company. Oh, damn, I'm out of ice again.
vote: votevotevotevotevote | login to vote | log in to flag this comic as inappropriate
View this comic as XML | printer friendly
<< Desert? Dessert? Blogging >>