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Kewpie Kidnapped!!! by KewpieHead on 03-30-2007
Hey!! How the Hell did we get here. UUuuggh, Is that a church? I can't go in there, I'll explode into flames!! What gives??
Sorry about the Chlorophorm and the duct tape and the bumpy ride in the trunk but we're in Mexico and I found you a Husband!! Have some jello dear, there's Tequilla in it, Don't tell your Father.
Wait. . .What!! A Wedding. An arranged marriage!!! No Way, Give your millions to Green Peace or something.
Never, we have to keep it in the family, so that means you!!!!Besides I make jello every hour on the hour and the main ingredient is slaughter house bones, it would be a sin to give my dirty money to some liberals!!!
Whose the lucky guy???
Ola Chica.. . .Vamanos!! I can't wait for the Honeymoon!!!!! Where did your Mommi go with the jello????
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