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How to break the world with little Ginny by loxenfox on 01-05-2006
Well Ginny. I hear you have quite a Talent. Tell me... How do you *break* the world?
well mister, you just keep talking for a really really long time. What you say isn't too important, you just gotta keep doing it and then the world slowly begins to split in two. I swear it happens, my brother showed me how. at first I was a little scared to see the sky come up twice. it didn't really make sence, and I thought I was in another dimension where there were two skys but there wasn't. Understand? All you gotta do is just keep talking and talking and talking and btw did you know I am 5 and a half years old. I got this here violin when I was born. My brother superglued it to my chin and I've been stuck this way ever since. It dosn't bother me too much tho, I just pretend I'm really talented, then when people ask me to play for them. I tell them I'm working on a masterpiece and that I don't have it quite right just yet. Its really comfortable to sleep on too, I always have somewhere to rest my chin, though i am sorta getting a crick in my neck. anyway... there ya go... see?
What... whats going on?!?!?!
yeahithoughtthatwasweirdtoobutifyoudonttakeabreathandjustkepptalkingonereallybigwordwithoutanytypeofbreakyoucandothistoo. how crazy is that?
good god, and you can make my voice sound like its comming from somewhere else. You are the devil!
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