| President Bush addresses the nation... |
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 | 3, 2, 1...your on life, Mr. President. | |
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| My fellow Americans. Today is a good day. We have won the war on terror. | |
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| How the f#*k did ranch boy accomplish that with an IQ of a vienna sausage? | |
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| We realize the war was taking way too long. So we sent our special task force over to accomplish the mission, and scare the insurgents out of the country... | |
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| The task force consisted of Martha Stewart, Robin Williams, Leroy Jenkins, God's Warrior, and Spud Mackenzie. | |
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