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Kewpie loves her Mommy!!!!! by KewpieHead on 03-27-2007
I have to!!!!!!!
Married, WTF, Mom, Why do I have to get married, What did I do wrong???!!!
Well Dear, Your Dad and I were thinking about writing you back into the will. But you have to get married again. And stay married and have a few more kids.
What I would do for a Million Dollars.
What no Freakin' Way!!! . . . Wait I thought Chell was getting all your Millions?? What gives???!!!
Well, Yes we were going to give all our millions to Chell, but she is already a Millionaire and she is only 16, and your brother and sister are millionaires, so we can't take it with us, so why not give it to you. Hey have some Jello, there's Rum in it, Don't tell your Father!!!
I hate jello!!!
Yeah, Chell is a millionaire living in Italy and a Certified Genius, My Brother is the Head of some big company that makes Irish Beer in Brasil and My sister drives a Lotus and is a Trophie wife. Damn, I guess I do need the $$$$!!!!!!
Yeah, But you get nothing, unless you get married. . . .Understood!!! Have some jello, dear, I put some Vodka in it too!! Don't tell your Father.
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