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 | Oh goodness. That policewoman that stopped and had me "spread'm" against the car after she stopped Tom and I for the broken tail light was so....forceful.(shudder in delight) if Ihad known they would be like that here, I'd have dropped this turd off before the " I do's". | |
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| "Poor Alice. She is such an ingenue. It's about time she found a he-man such as myself to show her what a"hunka-burnin'-love" is really all about !" | |
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| 'Ooh, I'll bet she likes to wear leather when she's off-duty. I'll bet she even uses one of those, what are they called "put-on's?" That and that silky , olive skin? Oh dear, I wonder if she is thinking about me right now ?" | |
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| That seet bride was really hot. Not to mention ripe for picking I should'da gone ahead and arrested her for impersonating a str8 woman righ then and there. Maybe I can text message her.?" | |
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| "Ohhh, I forgot I put my cell phone in my garter. It's vibrating like crazy! Could it be ? Oh pleeeaase, if there's a God !" | |
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| "Just look at her, so excited. Hse wants her "daddy" bad ! Maybe I'll suprise her with my zebra thong tonight !" | |
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