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| Yes, and you are...? | |
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| I'm Dave. Sh*t. Kevin Spacey! You are a really talented actor. So, what, are you like, shooting on location or something? | |
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| No, actually, Dave, I was trying to get away from all of you people who have to constantly recognize me and shower me with praise... oh wait, now let me guess - you'd like to f*ck me in the ass, wouldn't you? | |
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