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O'Brien vs. Dave by Notorious on 03-22-2007
O'Brien finds Dave standing by himself at Linda's party. Having just had his dick sucked by a total stranger, O'Brien is feeling cocky. So he asks Dave how much ass he's gotten so far...
I've gotten a lot of ass tonight, O'Brien. And I mean a LOT. And not sh*tty ass, either... I'm talking about GREAT ass. Classy ass.
Oh, Dave... you silly beast... you're holding the same drink you've had all night. Don't embarrass us both with your desperation.
Hey, f*ck you, O'Brien. Why don't you name drop a bit for me, if you're such a f*cking stud.
Sure, Dave, whatever. See Maria over there? She sucked my dick. And then I f*cked her. In the ass. And I just met her. Oh man, it's great.
So, um, O'Brien tells me you suck dick, like, right away.
Yeah, I do... just not yours.
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