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Herr Ass Vol. 10 by Notorious on 03-22-2007
Albert summons the nerve to go into his boss' office and do what he's been kicking himself to do for so long now...
Sir, I've been wanting to say something to you for a long time now, something that I think you need to hear from me if I ever want to respect myself again...
Uh-huh.
Dammit, you NEVER sound interested in what I have to say! You're always so cold to me, so rude, such a prick... I don't usually speak like this, my heart is racing... but sir... you are a world class douche bag. I mean that, and I f#*king QUIT.
Ouch!
...oh, hey... what's your name tag say there... Dilbert? Dilbert, sorry, I was just on the phone with a golfing buddy, apparently he broke the shaft on his collector's edition five iron... whacked himself in the knee in the process... anyway... look, I don't know what you're doing in my office, but I'm glad you came by, because I have something very important to tell you: you're fired.
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