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Fred Merkin, Drunk Reporter! (#5) by internetslacker on 01-05-2006
Blast Off!
Okay, let's wrap this up Fred. I just got word the rocket's going to launch in thirty seconds.
Thirty seconds? We're only standing 200 feet away from the (hic) damned thing. We're gonna get vaporized!
Oh, crap.
Say, who's in charge of telling us when to clear out of the blast area?
That would be Doug, our studio exec...
Oh, that explains it. I threatened to staple his eyelids to his foreskin unless he gave me a real assignment...
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