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 | It's taken me seventy three hours, but I'm starting to make a start back home. I can't belive I was in Egypt! |  |
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 | HIYA! I'm Wendy...I've just ditched my husband at the alter because you're my 1000th Customer! That means you get a free shag and all the amount of gengavitus you can muster! Think you're up to the task, slick? |  |
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 | Do you know the way to the nearest airport? |  |
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 | NO! But if you want some cheap crack that will probably make the forehead in your head explode, come and see me! By the way, can I come to wherever you're going? The local cops don't like around these parts...apparently, I'm a bad influence in society...whatever that means! Hey, we can get high together while we wait for your plane! |  |
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