| Every so often irritating documentary makers will put you on the spot in an awkward interview. How you react next will determine whether or not the public views you as a douchebag or not. The following method is stupid and wrong. |
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 | Mr. Soldier, what do you think of this secret nuclear missle site/dead baby storehouse? | |
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| Grrr! You place me in awkward position! I shoot you in the face now! | |
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| This is the right way to deal with beatnik college film makers with too much free time. |
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| So yeah, basically we hate all the blacks, hispanics, jews, and anyone who isn't Republican. | |
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| Ha ha! Now tell me how awkward you feel now that your scandal been exposed on camera and your carrer ruined! | |
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| I'd say slightly less awkward than explaining to your parents how 14 Gigabytes of childporn just sorta ended up on their computer. | |
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| Oh you're a f#*ker. | |
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