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 | So, how do you like France, sir? And please look directly into the camera for me. |  |
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 | Uh, this is Hotel Paris in Las Vegas, Nevada. |  |
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 | Oh, I see. So how long have you been in France, then? Are you native? Are you an ex-patriot? |  |
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 | Look, buddy, can I get you a drink, or what? |  |
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 | I've noticed France is much more sparkly and loud since my last visit here. Do you still have the leprecauns doing their magical dances? |  |
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 | I'm about three seconds from calling security... |  |
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