| One day Graham was busy flicking through the personal ads when... |
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 | Excuse me, sir, would you be interested in being on a new reality TV series called "Give Me a Wife"? | |
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| I see; you have to call them | |
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| No!? Contestants have to practise sex by sleeping with me as part of the "making love" episode | |
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| "Loose lady, big tits, 37 with no kids." Now that's what I'm talking about! | |
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| Oh, well, I'm sorry for wasting your time | |
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| Now where's that number. If only it were easier than this! | |
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