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The GOOD news by TheKingofCatan on 03-20-2007
Well Bob, your blood work results are in, and there's good news and there's bad news.
GIve me bad news.
You have advanced cancer in your kidney's liver and lungs. You're blood pressure is 220 over 30. Unfortunatley you have only roughly three days to live...... oh, and you have gonorrhea.
So, whats the good news?
Geico just saved me a bundle on my car insurance!
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