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 | I, David Sklansky, have proven many times over on the internet what a brilliant man I am. If only I could find a way to use my analytical superiority to assist in my romantic endeavors... wait a minute, I've got it! | |
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| Do you like candy? | |
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| What the hell is wrong with you? | |
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| I thought she was 20! Man, it's going to take hundreds of posts of retarded hypothetical situations and vague philosophical garbage before this gets swept under the rug. None of this would have even happened if it weren't for the fact that I can only metaphorically suck my own dick. | |
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