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Colonel Sanders in Heaven by Snowboard44 on 03-16-2007
Wow, it's Colonel Sanders. How did you die to get up here to heavan?
I saw the biggest chicken I had ever seen in my life so I was chasing after it with a knife. It had to be at least 6 feet tall. I threw the knife then I tripped and got hit by a car.
Wha...
So how did you die?
Well, I was dressed up as Big Bird for this boy's birthday party and some retard started chasing me and threw a knife that hit me square in the head.
Oh...Er...That's,um, too bad...I gotta go.
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