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| Wow, it's Colonel Sanders. How did you die to get up here to heavan? | |
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| I saw the biggest chicken I had ever seen in my life so I was chasing after it with a knife. It had to be at least 6 feet tall. I threw the knife then I tripped and got hit by a car. | |
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| Wha... | |
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| So how did you die? | |
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| Well, I was dressed up as Big Bird for this boy's birthday party and some retard started chasing me and threw a knife that hit me square in the head. | |
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| Oh...Er...That's,um, too bad...I gotta go. | |
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