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Park explores employment options. by parkparkpark on 03-14-2007
Park has scheduled a series of job interviews this week in a powerplay to gain additional leverage and eek a few more [HMCP]'s outta ODAD.
Well Mr. Park, it says here that you were most recently employed as the VP in charge of new product developement for ODAD industries.
You're goddamned right I was, still am. Good people there at ODAD, as long as your definition of "good" mostly entails loose elven women.
And what products were you involved in the development of?
I'm not a liberty to say, but I can tell you this; It will change everything. have you ever had an orgasm, while bumping meth and winning the lottery and finding true love all at once? It'll be kinda like that but shrink-wrapped.
Why is it that every conversation park ever has spirals into a loathing tyrade?
I see. I may be wrong, but are you drinking a cocktail, at 10 am...ont a tuesday....during a job interview? Do you see that as appropriate?
Listen here you furry little man-twat. never you f#*king mind my choice of beverage. What i bring to the table means i can do what i please. and dont think i haven't noticed you've been checking out mah cack this entire time. You're lucky im holy.
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