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Kewpie Dumps Keith, again. . . by KewpieHead on 03-13-2007
One glooomy Night!!
Keith, WTF!! You get me kicked out of my apartment, you borrow money and never pay it back, I am suppossed to be your girlfriend, but you lie about everything. What is your deal??
Yeah, Uh, Listen, Sugar Momma, i mean, Kewpie, I just want you to add me to your T-mobile accoutn ( so i can sell drugs and call up hot chicks in their late teens and early twenties), cuz I am your boyfriend and I want you to give, give, give, and receive nothing in return.
Yeah, I only things you ever did for me was knock me up, humiliate me in front of Cannibal Corpse ( Who really do suck BTW), and take me for all I got. It's like your my b#tch, and I pay you for sex!!
Yeah, she doesn't know that I'm being pimped out!!!!????
I heard that!! You always think out loud, Macumba es vedarde, Macumba es me vivia!! POOF!!!
Hey WTF, give me back my penis!!!!!! Why are we at Jen's house???
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