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Famous White House Quotes. by dimsum_wit on 03-08-2007
NASA recognized as a serious endeavor by the White House
Mr. President, according to this, you are quoted as saying, "I now take NASA to be a very serious endeavor. Why just last month I was able to watch a launch without making a whoosh sound. Outloud."
Yup.
Global Warming recognized as a serious issue by the White House
Mr. President, according to this you are quoted as saying, "We must do something about the Global Warming, it's making my ice cubes all melty."
Yup.
The argument about WMD's continues...
Mr. President, according to this you are quoted as saying, "No, America does not have any weapons of mass destruction, nor were any tested in the desert. That's just all the weird heebie-jeebie vibes coming from the Mormons."
Yup.
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