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| Yeah my boyfriend was selling them to him, did you hear what he was doing with them? | |
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| I hear there was a weird little drag show and some pet sex. I hear Jack got them back but they were a mess. | |
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| Yeah, I ended up buying all new ones, because most of the crotches were eaten out of them and weird stains were everywhere, it was so gross. | |
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| It could be worst. John could be stalking you. | |
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| Yeah, I already went through that drama. About a month ago, he was hiding outside my mom's house in the bushes naked, with a machete and covered in Vick's vapor rub. | |
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