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| ...And then He went for His morning jog and stopped on the way to get some bagels. And when He got home, He watched an episode of Seinfeld from His DVD boxset... | |
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| ...And then he had a snooze for His jog had left Him a little tired. When He arose anew, He went to the tapas bar on the corner and had unto Him a Long Island Ice Tea and a bowl of olives. | |
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