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Pocket Rocket by Artisan on 03-05-2007
According to my extensive research, I am very excited to make your acquaintance. PS homes, I never watched the Logo Channel, even accidentally.
Why so defensive? Sayyy, you're kinda cute. Relax - in a masculine, man-looking-at-puppy kinda way, but only from an alien perspective. You follow me?
I - uhhh. It also says in these files that I'm not wearing any underwear...
Put those files down, and let's hug it out beeyatch. C'mon, c'mon.
Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you - Hahahahahahahaahhhh. ... Sorry, I can be so funny sometimes. Hahaha, 'pocket'....So how does dinner at Cafe French Bread sound?
You had me at 'underwear'. But, unfortunately, you're not my type. I like women. You really misconstrued me. Was it the pickle I always carry in my pocket or my drinking a Shirley Temple right now?
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