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 | So Joan, how did you get John to quit harassing you? I told him I was a man and he seemed to get even more excited. | |
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| Well after our little date fiasco, he hasn't really said anything to me, probably because I told everyone at work about it. | |
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| Well I don't have that kind of dirt on him, so I gotta think of something else to keep him away from me. | |
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| Maybe you can tell him that you have some weird STD. | |
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| Do you really think that will stop someone that crazy? I walked into my office this morning and found him naked, covered in peanut butter, rubbing his penis on my keyboard. | |
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| Wow, he must really like you. All he did to my office was lick the seat of my chair and rub my coffee cup against his crotch. | |
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