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Australia by chewbaccasdad on 03-04-2007
Hey man, how's it going?
Not so good really. My girlfriend has gone to Australia. She won't be back for months. I don't know what I'll do without her.
Aw man, I'm really sorry to hear that. It must be hard. Same thing happened to me once. You know how I dealt with it?
Tell me.
Well, for every month she was away, I cut off one of my fingers and ate it and then sent her the photographs. Worked a charm. She came home early.
Really? Do you have a knife?
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