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 | We are going live from the White House with a special announcement from the President. | |
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| Pssst pssst, the President went to the toilet. | |
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| The President will be with us shortly, he has been delayed by an urgent matter. | |
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| Pssst psst, the President can't find his penis. He thinks it's in North Korea | |
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| I was just asked to informe you that the United States have declared war against North Korea. May God have mercy on our souls. | |
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