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 | Im really sorry officer, I really had to use a restroom and I was only going to leave it there for a minute. | |
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| do you realize that your car is parked in a tow away zone? Besides, I saw you leave it here 20 minutes ago. | |
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| Well, its just that there was a sign above the urinal saying to flush after each use, but I was unsure because of all the recent water conservation hype. | |
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| well it was quite easy after I remembered the words that a wise man once told me: "if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down." | |
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| Sir Im gonna go ahead and give you this ticket, but feel free to write a letter explaining your mitigating circumstances. | |
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