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two half-assed jokes, and one just-plain-awful one by Barffly on 03-01-2007
Confucious says....
....He who stands in front of a pagoda is not necessarily a 10 year old chinese violin prodigy.
From one pundit to another..
Hey man, you looking for a handout?
If I wasn't casually standing on a lawn holding a cocktail, I'd kick your ass from here to Scotland.
Meanwhile, at the video shoot for Lisa Bonet's latest rehab stint....
Just act natural....
Easy for you to say, Betty f#*king Ford . Acting naturally is what got me in here in the first place. I haven't been this f#*ked since I met Mickey Rourke on ther set of "Angel Heert."
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