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Sensative Johnson by KewpieHead on 02-28-2007
Patrick is BiPolar
Patrick, A lot of men have that problem (snicker), we tried it and you failed (miserable), let's just pretend it never happended(oh I can't wait to tell Jen!!), maybe you should read some books on Tantric, plus you were on the AT for 6 months and did nothing but jerk off to trees, I am sure with all those piercings it will work again real soon. . . .blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada!!
Oh God, Kewpie how can you say all those wonderful encouraging things about my Sensative Johnson since I am such a scumbag and treat you so horrible!!! (Whimper)!
Patrick is really, really BiPolar
What are you talking about???
Oh you didnt read my email in your yahoo account, the one you never read, about how I have a girlfriend now and I wanted to thank you for all the support. Your a kick arse chick!!!
Not even viagra can save your ARSE!!!!
Well, Jen and I have been making fun of you penis or Turtle or whatever you call it and how it malfunctions all the time , we do it on Myspace, and Wittycomics, and tell most of the girls at New Haven Bars, oh and most of Roller Derby knows, well all of the girls do just the lesbians don't really care, oh and I started practicing VooDoo under Angelina Jolie, I met her at Jen's!!!
Oh f#*k, I should of pitched a tent on Mt. Katadun and stayed there!!!!!!
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