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Dan Marshall, Kewpie's very confused Ex Boyfriend by KewpieHead on 02-27-2007
Dan Marshall the tattooist!!
WHAT!! What do you mean you are breaking up with me on Valentine's Day and that you called off the wedding and the honeymoon to Aruba!!
Your just not Rockabilly enough for me BABY!! Rockabilly is not a scene, but a way of life!! Oh BTW I have been cheating on you with an 18 year old Chick for 6 months!! I'm going to the Prom, but it's going to be so Rockabilly!!!
5 years later. . . .Dan Marshal becomes Paul (Jabba the Hut) Booths Slave Boy!!
Well Dan, I thought Rockabilly was not just a scene but a way of life what gives???
Yeah, I shaved my head and got angry and got this cool kick arse job in NYC working for Paul Booth's House of Horrors and Tattooing. I am Death Metal now, Oh BTW, You are so not Death Metal enough for me BABY!!!
Present Day. . .Dan Marshall thinks he is turning Japanese, I really think so!!!
What the Hell, Now your Japanese!! What gives Dan!!
Yeah, Just call me the Nicotine Ninja!! Thank Satan I make so much ching working for Paul Booth, that I got the surgery to become Japanese. Oh BTW, you are so not Japanese enough for me!!!
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