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If the price is right.. by Rasta on 02-27-2007
Senator, the word's out that you are gay. Any comments?
Just because I fondle a few male pages inappropriately doesn't make me gay
But the word on the street is you did more than fondle young Danny S. As a matter of fact, Danny says you and him did more than "fondle". How's that?
Fcuk Danny! Oh, I guess I already did that! Well, fcuk you bish for dragging my dirty laundry out in public. I got a wife and kids, how's that make me gay?
Danny, did you tell that reporter person that we did more than fondle?
Aw shucks senator, you know me. If the price is right I'm good for anything. She paid me $1000 to tell the truth. You only pay me $500 when we get together. Sorry.
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