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Kewpie Loves Jennifer!! by KewpieHead on 02-26-2007
Hey, Jen! I got internet today and Keith came up to Millerton, NY and I got wicked laid!!
Wow, I am so happy for you, looks like things are looking up.
No not really it's still12 weeks of the Frozen Tundra of Hell, and I have to drive 45 minutes to pick up my booty call!!
Well, there's always Myspace! Did you see any HOT guys in the area?
Well, I put in the zip code 12546 and all the guys that showed up on the 13 pages of my browser. . . Let's see how do I say this. I have more teeth in my head then, all of the guys in those pics combined! But the liquor store is open 'til 4 am!!!!
PARTY TIME!! Oh, yeah your gonna need a lot of batteries and gas money. I'll make you a girft basket.
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