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 | I gotta tell you Frank. This is the worst spell of the hershey squirts ive ever had. I was up all night. It was a CONSTANT torrent. I'd have rare precious moments of relief when steaming liquid doodoo wasn't firing out of my ass like a firehose, but those were few and far between. | |
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| During this time I came to a realization. All this fighting and violence in the world, none of it makes any sense. Why do we as a species constantly try to kill one another over the most petty and useless things? | |
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| When we all know a horrible steaming firehose of doodoo is always waiting for us.. sometime.. somewhere.. its inevitable. There was alot of blood too. Seriously, we're gonna have to get rid of that toilet. My wife scrubbed the encrusted doodoo for hours, to no avail. | |
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| I've been pooping my pants this entire time. Horrible poop too. I ate nothing but steak and mud for dinner the last three months. | |
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