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| Under "Work-Related Experience" you seem to have written "Happy Hour Patron." | |
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| Did I, now? How funny. | |
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| Mr. Sanders, do you actually expect me to offer you a job at our firm based on this pathetic application? | |
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| Sure! Just call the reference number I listed there. They'll vouch for me. | |
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| "1-900-U-LONELY"? | |
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| Ask for Porsche. | |
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