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 | In the news tonight, the beloved Stan has left the cast of Drunken Joe comics, much to the dismay of fans. We now go live to reporter Latinoncali. | |
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| Thanks, Tom. I'm in Washington, D.C. where hundreds of fans are rioting over the loss of Stan. It seems as though Rexisfed's upcoming 500th comic will not feature Stan. This is a crisis. | |
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| Thanks Latinoncali. In other top stories, blowjobs are becoming cheaper these days. We know go to Umunhum for that story. Umunhum? | |
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