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 | Dear God, I would like to leave the church to become a Porn Star. Would you please allow me to do so with no consequences? | |
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| My Son, you are free to leave but the second you start thinking about boys in any wrong fashion you are going to be punished severly! | |
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| Sister I have been given permission to do things to you that you have only dreamed of. Get ready for a good time woman! | |
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| Ohhhh Father do me like the bad alter boy you wished I was, do me good and do me hard! | |
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| O my God I though of lil boys as I was banging that nun...I hope god does not find out about this... | |
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| I told you Motha f#*ka you think of lil boys you will feel my wrath. Now rabid monkeys with the Aids will jump out yo ass. Than they will shove their 16 inch dongs in all your orfices...Told you not to think of boys! | |
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