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| well, Doc I don't really feel anything yet. But I haveta tell ya, this stuff tastes like bubblegum and Lemon Pledge. Hrrr- ehhhm, ooooh.... | |
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| HA HA, yes. We're having the boys in the lab try and do something with the flavor. can you describe any physical or mental sensations? and take another drink of the formula. There you go. How about now? | |
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| Uhhhh. I feel a little wobbly. But the pagodas look beautiful in the sunset. Mmmmneh. | |
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| Uh-huh. OK. Good! Would you enjoy going back to work on this 2 foot stack of TPS reports I have here in my hand, Brad? | |
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| Why sure if by work you mean dealing with hordes of near-retarded middle managers and tons of meaningless labor- SURE!! As long it all looks and tastes like that strawberry jell-o, I'll do whatever you like Mommy!!! RRRNNNzzz, Lgmfmlphhhh....mmmn... | |
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