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Inspired by a commercial by AGenePunckbowee on 02-09-2007
Oooo, he's the ex-ceo with the HUGE....stock portfolio?
I'm a boring guy that's terrible in bed. Good thing I have a HUGE...stock portfolio
I couldn't help over-hearing you on the phone earlier. It's a shame you only got $40 million for stepping down from that company.
I made out ok, I embezzeled $60 million, so I call it even.
I'm double-jointed.
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