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 | Do you, WarLock69, take xxMizzThang18xx to be your lawfully wedded wife? Even though you've never even met in real life? | |
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| I do. True love is limitless. We are connected in a special and loving way. | |
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| And do you, xxMizzThang18xx, take WarLock69 to be your lawfully wedded husband? Even though your only interaction has been through an online role playing game? | |
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| I do. Oh, and Warlock, now that we're married, I'd like to come clean with you and admit I'm really a man. I'm also an ex-con. I hope this doesn't change things between us. | |
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| A man!? Huh. I uh, I guess this explains the naked pics you sent me. I was kinda hoping it was, you know, like a vestigial 3rd leg...or something. | |
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