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The ladies man by Soth on 02-07-2007
The last time I asked a girl out didn't go so hot.
No speaka english
But your one of the local newscasters. I see you every night.
Neither did the time before
Sorry, I have to... umm... commit ritualistic suicide tonight.
Oh.
I've decided that maybe my standards are too high
I WILL FEAST ON YOUR ENTRAILS. I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, THE HELL YOU SHALL SERVE ME IN SHALL BE WORSE THAN ALL OF YOUR NIGHTMARES!
So how about I pick you up around six?
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