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 | I think it's too soon to be going out with you Proxy. I love you and all but I'm still feeling a little heartbroken. | |
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| What about my heart? Do I not have feelings? Does not my heart feel the pain of unrequited love? | |
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| You're a man, you can't possible feel the heartbreak a woman feels. | |
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| Oh yes I forgot, in order to have a heart you must have a vagina. Well guess what, I have a vagina and it is turned inside out. I call it my penis. | |
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| Exactly! That is why you will never know the pain of a broken heart. | |
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| Sigh... Bartender, give me your best bottle of Jack Daniels. Brenda what do you say we get SH*T FACED! | |
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