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Texas Mitch by LHurwitz on 01-18-2007
Texas Mitch is no friend of mine! He's scum. He's the bottom of the barrel. He's rotten and he smells like sour cabbage. He lives in a boxcar by the thicket.
His idea of fun is late-night Korean karoake with his goldfish Niagara and a couple bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade. He's 43 and still in the 7th grade! What a loser!
Oh... hey, Texas Mitch. How ya doing buddy?
You finish my homework yet, punk?
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