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| omg is he ever going to SHUT UP! | |
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| yes. my mother really needs my help sometimes...i still live with her...its true... | |
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| WAiTER! I need a vodka straight please. | |
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| so what do you do for a living?? | |
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| I seduce car salesmen onto dates and kill them. | |
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