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Ketchup by Huzzah on 01-04-2006
In the middle of no where...
Now if you accept my offer, you will get a lifetime supply of ketchup! Never again will you furiously shake the bottle to get the last drops out.
What? Free catsup!? Count me in! I'll buy that Dick Cheney action figure any day!
A transaction will take place. But....
Good. Now if you would follow me to the room of selling, where you will recieve your action figure, and all the catsup you want!
Hey! Last time you said "ketchup", not "catsup"! You are obviously a ketchup lover, you know everything! I bet you even know what 57 varieties means! Yep, you are 100% reliable!
Everything goes awry!!!!
How did we get to Amsterdam so fast! Where's the ketchup? What's that in your hand? A gun! Nooooo! Call the police! I need helping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give me the drink, or you die! I will shoot you so much that the gun will get tired of shooting and pass out! Now, prepare for deadification! BOOM!
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